Clubs of America | Nov 02, 2015
Ever assumed you know a lot about something, and then “Bam!” you are clobbered between the eyes by a reality check? It can be downright embarrassing — especially when delivered by a 97-year-old Aunt!
Recently, Aunt Wanda and I were enjoying the warm sunshine, a couple of cold beers and her beautiful backyard flower gardens. I asked what she feeds her flowers to keep them so vibrant and gorgeous right to the first hard frost — weeks longer than any other flower gardens in town. Her answer? Beer . . . really cheap beer. Huh??
I worried either she had been doubling up on her daily “prescription” of beer, or perhaps she was finally being overtaken by her advanced age. Proud that I know “stuff” about beer, I kindly asked if she was sure, and “Bam!” She gave me a lesson in “How Does Her Garden Grow!”
According to my favorite aunt, we are not the only ones who crave beer. Early every spring, she mixes her Garden Elixir, and treats her gardens to a little beer bath every three weeks until the first freeze.
In a 20 gallon hose-end sprayer (hers is duct taped securely onto an antique wagon), she mixes 1 cup EACH of beer, baby shampoo and liquid lawn food, with 1/2 cup molasses and 2 tablespoons fish emulsion. She then fills the balance of the jar with ammonia. Hooked to her garden hose, she sprays everything thoroughly and is rewarded by a yard full of healthy, beautifully vibrant, grateful flower gardens.
Wanda stressed that she only uses cheap beer, nothing she ever gets from her favorite Beer of the Month Club. THAT beer is strictly for making HER healthy, beautiful, vibrant and oh-so-grateful for the gift certificate I give her each year!
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ASK MR. BEERHEAD: LYNDA BISHOP OF PELL LAKE, WI, EXPLAINS WHY WANDA’S ELIXIR WORK SO WELL
Each ingredient contributes something unique: Beer is an enzyme activator that helps to release nutrients that are locked in the soil, and it promotes the activity of soil organisms. Shampoo (and soaps) soften the soil, making it easier for the roots to absorb water. It also removes dirt, dust and pollution from foliage, thus improving photosynthesis. Liquid lawn food and fish emulsion need no explanation, but you might not know that molasses stimulates the formation of chlorophyll in plants due to its sugar content. And ammonia is a readily available source of nitrogen that helps plants develop abundant leafy plant growth.
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